youze a FUCKIN PUNK!!

i've been meaning post this one since last friday, i think..
and then i saw something else, and wanted to post it again on monday..
and now it's thursday and something happened today, and now i have all the emotion i need to post it...

alton brown, foodtv celebrity via "good eats" and host of the next iron chef - YOUZE A SNOBBY FUCKIN PUNK!
alton brown made his stardom hosting a show that claimed that good food was not that hard to make for the home chef, pretty much what every tv chef is aiming to do, but brown did it in a nerdy but entertaining way.. so more of a general audience was attracted to watching the show.. so much so that he's gotten pretty fatter since his earlier days.. cuz you know that's what happens when normal people get famous fast (see beyonce, chandler from "friends", me, except i didn't get famous, just fatter).

in fact, i used to really like alton brown, i have all three of his books, up until last monday, when i read an interview he did, and in the same day watched an episode of the next iron chef. in his interview, alton brown dissed one of my favorite tv shows, Bravo's Top Chef, while trying to promote the next iron chef, saying that top chef had no credibility because their contestants "are barely out of Denny's". excuse me? top chef is judged by credible judges, they have some of the top restaurant chefs in the nation guest judging every week, and their head judge, tom colicchio, is a james beard award winner. alton brown, my friend, you have never won anything, and prolly wouldn't even be able to make it on the line at denny's (neither would i, but i ain't the one dissing top chef) you cook way too slow on your show.

and on the show, the next iron chef, alton brown gets to boss around some of the most promising young chefs in the kitchen like he's the shit or something, when we know in fact, he himself has no actually chef credibility, just a popular show. who do you think you are?? a punk!!

prince fielder - first baseman of the milwaukee brewers, son of old time great cecil fielder, YOUZE A SPOILED FUCKIN PUNK!
i was watching espn and i saw this special on how prince and his father don't talk anymore. actually when prince hit his 50th homerun this season, he took shots at his father calling him "not that bright of a guy". they stop talking around the time when cecil and prince's mother divorced, and his mom gained custody of prince, i think. but anyways, cecil went to one of prince's games, to be able to talk to prince, but prince wasn't havin it, he didn't even want to see him, and when cecil asked prince's wife if she'd at least take a picture of him and prince's kids, cecil's only grandkids, she replied "i'll have to ask their father first".

WHAT?!? you spoiled shit. everything you've ever been given in your life was a result of your father's success in baseball. you prolly never even had a real job because your father had the richest contract in baseball at that time. and you don't have the decency to even show some respect to the man. grow up you little punk.

(it should be noted that they couldn't get a hold of prince fielder for the espn special, so my view is pretty biased, but i still think there are some valid points)

asian intramural referee, thursday 815 game - YOUZE A FUCKIN TWINKIE PUNK!!
i don't really have any history on this dude, but if you were there to see the game, you'd know what i was talkin about. this fool was prolly the biggest reason that our team lost that game. not only was he a jackass, he was a jackass specifically to our team. the most BS travelling call coming when i jumped to get a rebound, get knocked down while trying to call a timeout, when our team was up by 2. only calling the close calls against our all pilipino team while your partner, a white referee was playing fair. YOU LIL SHIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYE WHEN I MADE THE EFFORT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AFTER WE LOST!!

i hate you, you twinkie shit. i bet you drive a yellow car with a white interior. i hope you become famous for being a twinkie, and that calling somebody a twinkie is replaced by calling them your name instead. and then i hope they make a movie about it, with a soundtrack by an emo rock band called "the twinkieshitz". because i had to deal with you personally, you take the title of FUCKIN PUNK of the week, you twinkie punk shit!

okies.. it's out of my system.. i feel better..