dancing with wolves

til saturday i am house-sitting for my auntie, who's off to vegas, to watch bette midler.

she has 6 dogs. all chihuahuas.

you might think that that's cute, but if you've ever seent these dogs, you'd know it's more like fierce.

these dogs are seriously a pack of wolves. you should see them when i let them out of their cagehouse. they move out like they're all one mass of dog.

they bark at anything. they bark at me when i turn the door knob, they bark at me when i reach into the cagehouse to pick up their poop, they bark at the night just to let me know that they know that i'm trying to sleep.

but i can see why people would want to have dogs around. each of them has their own personality, and some of them are hilarious:

- the big headed one is hella funny. she goes to the bathroom by herself, eats by herself, likes to sleep on the smaller couch. and then when everybody's sleeping, she sneaks up from behind and hella starts humping them. hahaha.. genius.

- susan roses is a diva. if she were a 7 year old girl, she'd prolly tell everyone that i was her boyfriend, cuz i hella spoil her.

- snack'ems is the alpha male, hella fierce jo, even though she's a girl dog. she also has a skunk line down her back. she should be called skunk'ems.

- the one that looks like a collie used to be boring, but today she was being hella funny playing around with her siblings when they didn't even wanna play.

- duke and lucky are like a couple. duke hella waits on lucky whenever i let them out.


anyways, if you're around the area, you should try and come through the backyard and spy on us while i'm playing wii sports. i bet i look hella funny all by myself when i celebrate and dance with 6 chihuahuas sleeping on couches around me.

quick

eggs are prolly the best food ever.
fat and protein
oil and water
scrambled or over easy

so good.

yesterday i discovered something new about eggs though:

i used to think that poaching your eggs was somewhere around the top for healthiest ways to prepare your eggs. there's no oil, so you aren't adding extra fat to the meal. and it just sounds healthier. poach. poached eggs

but when i was poaching an egg yesterday i realized how wrong i've been my whole life. poaching is prolly the least healthy method for serving eggs. cuz when you poach an egg, sometimes up to HALF of the white falls off, leaving you with less protein than you bargained for. then i realized, of course! eggs benedict, the butteriest thing you can have for breakfast, uses poached eggs.

crazy