weird men (and weird women too)

michael chiarello is one of the whitest people on tv.. have you seen his show??.. it's called easy entertaining by michael chiarello.. it should be called "this is how you cook for white people in the napa valley".. and while we're on this topic.. ina garten's show "barefoot contessa" (i still have no idea who the hell contessa is) should be called "this is the other show where you can learn how to cook for white people, but the white people located in martha's vineyard"..

and while we're on the topic of the food network.. i would like to make this bold font statement.. although i love channel 35 dearly, i would like to say that i think that the food network is racist. yes i said it.. do you need an example?.. why yes i can give it to you.. in the past season of "the next food network star" (foodtv's equivalent to "so you think you can dance?") or whatever it was called, they decided to let affirmative action win and have an asian contestant on this show.. however.. they decided to get the most amateur mo'fo' they could find.. some weird asian chick from stanfurd, who had NO PREVIOUS COOKING EXPERIENCE other than what she did in college.. WHAT THE HELL??.. asian's can cook! (read previous post).. let's put this girl on the show so that we can kick her off first thing.. that'll satisfy middle america.. oh yea.. and the other lucky contestant to benefit from affirmative action was a fat black guy.. who was also a little weird..

dammit.. i was supposed to be making fun of weird men in this blog..
let's continue to do so..

what the hell is wrong with ne-yo??.. that song "when you're mad" (though i am greatly entertained by it) is the stupidest song ever!.. yes i said it.. it is just gonna get these stupid ass bf's to play this stupid song whenever they get in a fight with their gf's.. hoping to get laid.. i can see it already..
gf: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
bf: (i love it when she gets mad.. now i can play "THE SONG")
::plays song::
bf: come on, babe, let's have angry sex...
gf: (i'm gonna say yes, so i can stab him during foreplay)

and while we're on the topic of "soulful" singers.. how the hell was sisqo popular?!?.. i mean he was short and HE HAD SILVER HAIR!!.. and he wrote a summer anthem about thongs!!.. and he was an ok dancer.. i remember be brought mya into the scene with their duet.. maybe that's why we listened to him.. cuz mya is HOT!!..

that was long...