dancing with wolves

til saturday i am house-sitting for my auntie, who's off to vegas, to watch bette midler.

she has 6 dogs. all chihuahuas.

you might think that that's cute, but if you've ever seent these dogs, you'd know it's more like fierce.

these dogs are seriously a pack of wolves. you should see them when i let them out of their cagehouse. they move out like they're all one mass of dog.

they bark at anything. they bark at me when i turn the door knob, they bark at me when i reach into the cagehouse to pick up their poop, they bark at the night just to let me know that they know that i'm trying to sleep.

but i can see why people would want to have dogs around. each of them has their own personality, and some of them are hilarious:

- the big headed one is hella funny. she goes to the bathroom by herself, eats by herself, likes to sleep on the smaller couch. and then when everybody's sleeping, she sneaks up from behind and hella starts humping them. hahaha.. genius.

- susan roses is a diva. if she were a 7 year old girl, she'd prolly tell everyone that i was her boyfriend, cuz i hella spoil her.

- snack'ems is the alpha male, hella fierce jo, even though she's a girl dog. she also has a skunk line down her back. she should be called skunk'ems.

- the one that looks like a collie used to be boring, but today she was being hella funny playing around with her siblings when they didn't even wanna play.

- duke and lucky are like a couple. duke hella waits on lucky whenever i let them out.


anyways, if you're around the area, you should try and come through the backyard and spy on us while i'm playing wii sports. i bet i look hella funny all by myself when i celebrate and dance with 6 chihuahuas sleeping on couches around me.