public service announcement

motherf*ckers,

please stop unnecessary braking, it just f*cks up my groove too much. my studies have shown that unnecessary braking leads to unnecessary traffic which also leads to unnecessary accidents which causes more unnecessary traffic, increasing my blood temperature to an unnecessary level. (this also begs the question, what is a necessary accident? oh ye of little knowledge, don't you know?!?)

so please,

just stop doing that.

your solution
???

just get your lead foot off the accelerator, but DON'T go straight to the brake. just chill out. put both feet on your car floor, enjoy that feeling. it's a new phenomena called coasting. and it's almost as effective as braking, without the side effect of f*cking up my groove.

I have to put this down now: Of course i came up with the idea for this post while driving today. and of course, later in the day, while driving, i noticed a major accident on the opposite side of the 80, guess what i did?