Thursday, September 4, 2008

200th post: time for a poem

good morning thursday

hoping
you bring something good
to the table
cuz wednesday
mostly sucked

mostly

wednesday took my milk
my whole carton
of whole milk
i hadn't
even opened it
yet
wednesday snatched it away
REPLACE MY FUCKIN MILK, WEDNESDAY, YOU ASS

i don't care about lactose intolerance, thursday
kat and jae shared
that my boys won't swim
if i keep chuggin that
boxed soy
from costco
and april mostly
doesn't mind the gas

mostly

wednesday
stole the beer that wally bought
all six bottles
wednesday, you ass
we were saving those for saturday
REPLACE MY FUCKING BEER, WEDNESDAY, YOU ASS

oh but thursday
you let my parents stay home today
and let's hope
that they take me out
cuz wednesday was an asshole

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

right on! this poem rocks, joshy!

'member the days of p4p? damn. if only someone was making us write at least one poem a week again...

love that personification :]

Anonymous said...

what up josh!! it's seonhye. i am going to become a follower of your bloggeroo.