every drank is unique

so i was pretty thirsty and i was looking at this glass half full of juice, but i knew that that glass was sittin on that table for awhile, and i'm like "i'm not gonna drink that lukewarm shit". and at that time, i was thinking to myself, "there's no drank worth drinking lukewarm! it either has to be cold or hot. ain't no such thing as halfway drinks!"

but then i started thinking more, what drink are you supposed to drink lukewarm?

and like it always does, vino came to answer my questions. although the optimal temperature for serving wine is a couple degrees below room temperature, vino is the only drink i can think of that is served somewhere close to room temperature. and thanks to Peezy and a yearly tradition, i have a couple more wines under my belt.

i can't remember the name of the red that was delish, but that's ok. the world of wine is vast.


anyhow, speakin of dranks, i've always been intrigued with what constitutes a "manly" drink. i mean, how are some beers manly, and some not manly? according to my recent research:
- fat tires are manly, blue moons are not.
- also, martini's are more manly than (real) daiquiris, unless that shit is an apple-tini, don't be drinkin that MAN!
- gin martini's are more manly manly than vodka martini's, unless that shit is a gin-apple-tini, don't be drinkin that MAN!
- long islands are the standard manly way to get drunk
- patron is gangster manly
- guiness is irish manly
- heineken is another standard manly beer


one of my favorite non alcoholic drinks is swamp water.
i think im gonna make that shit right now