heaven only knows

something i never really figured out why more people don't go to church on thanksgiving. i know it's not really a holy day of obligation but for a day that's dedicated to giving thanks, if you're not giving thanks to God, then who or what are you giving thanks to??..

to white people??.. maybe..
speaking of white people, i would like to point something out about myself.. i know i hella like to openly hate on white people a lot, and sometimes it's hella mean and i know there are some hella cool white people out there and there are some hella not cool people of color out there too.. so why do i still do it??.. well for me, it all comes down to babies.. (babies!?! whaaaat are you talking about?!) the way i see it is that you have your normal white baby and your normal baby of color, doesn't have to be a particular color, mainly just not white.. your normal white baby has nothing to worrry about.. his/her parents can rest assure that this baby can live a fair life in this country and yada yada yada.. however, your baby of color, no matter what kind of social status his/her family has, and no matter about anything else... in some way, this baby is born into this world at a disadvantage (in this country at least).. and to me, that's not fair.. so sorry white people, i just want everything to be fair.. and since it isn't most of the time, i'm just gonna have to make more white people jokes.. i just wanna acknowledege that there are some really cool white people out there.. like my buddy Reese, that i met in SUMMER SCHOOL '05!!

what did one white guy say to there other white guy?
"I got into Yale"