old people don't watch music videos

i remember a time when vh1 and mtv were two totally different channels. mtv was the center for everything cool, and vh1 was the center of everything cool to old people. you would watch mtv with your friends and vh1 with your parents or something like that. they both played music videos frequently.

now, they're pretty much the same garbage. garbage garbage garbage.
ok, maybe not all garbage. best week ever is a pretty good show. but seriously, super-testosterone filled i love new york? and that show with all the skanks and bret michaels? i feel like i'm getting dumberer just thinking about them. does anybody ever think about the children anymore?

and i won't even talk about mtv anymore. just thinking about some of their shows makes me wanna beat up on dumb little rich kids.

i need a drink.