all dressed in white

i loooove weddings. they are, by far, my favorite type of family get together, even if it isn't my own family. there's just too much to be happy about at a wedding.

first of all, everyone that comes to a wedding is dressed up, and i'm a believer that parties are funner when you have to get dressed up to go to it. because if you're wearing your sunday's best, you're less likely to get so drunk that you spill that red wine on your sunday's best. and let's face it, nobody likes it when anybody gets that drunk. and getting dressed up means that guys and girls spend time to look better for each other.

second, the food is already ready for you to eat it at a wedding. no need to have to ask people to bring their dishes, and no need to go and buy extra china to accommodate everybody. throwing some rib get-togethers in my day, i know how stressful thinking about food can be. also, that shit is served to you, and usually with reasonable portions. and who can forget the free wine? if you're tight on your alcohol budget at the bar, just refill that wine glass once or twice or eight times, and say ADIOS MUTHAFUKKA.
(second, part two, AN OPEN BAR, which your high end wedding receptions will feature, is a wedding's best friend. my dad took advantage of an open bar at my cousin's wedding and had 3 or 4 long islands, and he ordered me a couple too. at a regular bar, that shit is like 50-60 bucks plus tip, but my dad prolly paid 10 dollars in tips for that, which is a savings of like 86%)

third, you don't have to worry about driving home, just stay at the hotel. if you're smashed full of alcohol, or even if you're just tired from that money dance, you can always rent a room, of if you're frugal, have the groom's parents pay for it. in any case, you can get as drunk as you want (of course not so drunk that you get that red red wine on anything) and not have to worry about being repsonsible for anything afterwards, at least until you have to check out. something i learned this past weekend, is that if the bar isn't open, or free, then you can use your hotel room as your party headquarters, cuz remember, ice is free in hotels and a hotel bathtub is just like a cooler, so all you gotta do is provide the software (costco anyone?)

lastly, everybody is happy, or should be happy, at weddings. it's not just the young people or the old people that are having fun on the dance floor. weddings are fun for everyone.

i had more to say. but i forgot, and i'm at work..
i have to go run the eyewash and shower sinks in the lab now.. to check that they're working..

get married people!!