away from heeeeeeere

"call me dumbo again, i dare ya!"

i think this is funny: notice how the words "install" and "instill" are just one letter a part. and that's prolly no coincidence because they mean close to the same thing. but at the same time, that letter makes all the difference. i mean, in your everyday vernacular, try replacing the words with each other and see how funny you sound. like when talking about your son, as a father, it'd be funny if you said "i try to install a sense of pride in my sonny-boy".. or as a computer technician, your geeky friends would laugh if you said, "yea i just finished instilling the hard drive on that computer".. oh geez, my life is funny...

that all being said, i can't wait to get away from here.. i really wished all of my cousins would go on this road trip together.. we're totally gonna try and make an eliminate us sign to get on tv.. sooooo if you're watching tv on friday at around 7pm turn to fsn bay area (channel 40 for me) and watch the giants/padres game.. you just might see somebody you recognize.. (unless you don't know me, in which case, i don't really know why you're reading this, you frickin fbi agent shit you)

i used to mash the gas, now control set on cruise

i think song lyrics make the best blog titles. i can confidently say that more than half of my blog titles are taken directly or at least heavily inspired by music.

right now i've been on a pretty heavy r&b ladies tip. i've been playin angie stone, amel larrieux. amy winehouse, and goapele pretty consistently, which leads to the reason why my title is what it is.

however, i am trying to change my driving style to become a more laid-back driver. that however, risks the chance of looking like a weak driver, and people might be lead to believe that that makes you a weak person. this however, can be countered, with (say it with me now) perfect parallel parking.. That's right, if i can perfect parallel parking, that'll make me a stronger looking person. cuz first people will be like "mayn, this fool is weak, he drives hella slow!!".. but when i break out my perfect parallel parking skillz, they'll be like "whoa, that was sick, such a strong person is he".. my logic is flawless!!..


here's a throwback, to the old apartment, and handmade shirts. look how messy that shit is in the background.

hella busy

dayum.. my boss just gave me hella work to do..

maybe it's cuz last week he was on vacation, so i took the liberty of coming to work late and leaving work hella early.. and sometimes i even slept at my desk..

anyways.. job list posting #2

Jobs for joshuam (note * denotes a recharge)

Index Pri Need by Job
----- --- ------- ----------------
1 1 Locate source hose end replacement. [7/19/2007]
2 2 Replace ballast in R2 light fixture. [7/19/2007]
3 3 De-algae ln2 vessels. [7/19/2007]
4 4 Locate source for garden hose sprayer. [7/19/2007]
5 5 Locate source liquid algae remover for ln2 vessels. [7/19/2007]
6 6 Update the voice mail call-by-name system. [6/26/2007]
7 7 Make Microlab property signs and install. [6/26/2007]
8 8 Write Hoffer Model# /tech info into online manual. [6/21/2007]
9 9 Check silver and orange dewars 2wice weekly. [6/21/2007]
10 10 Safety inspect and update ln2 fill station. [7/6/2007]
11 11 increase line diameter to dcl cascade, 409cory. [7/6/2007]
12 12 Store light bulbs in equip. cab. [7/19/2007]
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and i'm hella sore.. why do the basketball nets have to be so far away from each other in a full court game..

all dressed in white

i loooove weddings. they are, by far, my favorite type of family get together, even if it isn't my own family. there's just too much to be happy about at a wedding.

first of all, everyone that comes to a wedding is dressed up, and i'm a believer that parties are funner when you have to get dressed up to go to it. because if you're wearing your sunday's best, you're less likely to get so drunk that you spill that red wine on your sunday's best. and let's face it, nobody likes it when anybody gets that drunk. and getting dressed up means that guys and girls spend time to look better for each other.

second, the food is already ready for you to eat it at a wedding. no need to have to ask people to bring their dishes, and no need to go and buy extra china to accommodate everybody. throwing some rib get-togethers in my day, i know how stressful thinking about food can be. also, that shit is served to you, and usually with reasonable portions. and who can forget the free wine? if you're tight on your alcohol budget at the bar, just refill that wine glass once or twice or eight times, and say ADIOS MUTHAFUKKA.
(second, part two, AN OPEN BAR, which your high end wedding receptions will feature, is a wedding's best friend. my dad took advantage of an open bar at my cousin's wedding and had 3 or 4 long islands, and he ordered me a couple too. at a regular bar, that shit is like 50-60 bucks plus tip, but my dad prolly paid 10 dollars in tips for that, which is a savings of like 86%)

third, you don't have to worry about driving home, just stay at the hotel. if you're smashed full of alcohol, or even if you're just tired from that money dance, you can always rent a room, of if you're frugal, have the groom's parents pay for it. in any case, you can get as drunk as you want (of course not so drunk that you get that red red wine on anything) and not have to worry about being repsonsible for anything afterwards, at least until you have to check out. something i learned this past weekend, is that if the bar isn't open, or free, then you can use your hotel room as your party headquarters, cuz remember, ice is free in hotels and a hotel bathtub is just like a cooler, so all you gotta do is provide the software (costco anyone?)

lastly, everybody is happy, or should be happy, at weddings. it's not just the young people or the old people that are having fun on the dance floor. weddings are fun for everyone.

i had more to say. but i forgot, and i'm at work..
i have to go run the eyewash and shower sinks in the lab now.. to check that they're working..

get married people!!

means the inability to read

i have to quote that dood from illiteracy for his "fuck you" piece... pretty funny.

fuck lunchables.
cuz all the other kids had them but me, and they wouldn't share.

fuck justin timberlake, robin thicke, joss stone, and amy winehouse,
for doing black music,
better than black people,
right now.

fuck the hennessey corporation
for doing that marvin gaye commercial.
i love hennessey


haha.. i don't remember any more.. but piece for some reason made me wanna start writing again..
maybe i'll make a fuck you piece too.

hot is why this i am

these are the coolest pictures on facebook featuring me.. with appropriate comments..

I'm so hot i don't even have a real tassel, i have a ray of light as my tassel..


the yearbook photographer thinks i'm hot tood&b's don't got nothing on me.. suckas. this is what you call value arcade playing.

our default color is gold, bitches.

homemade shirt, homemade photography skillz... via iciwici

arrrrrrrrrr... and it wasn't even a pirate party..

jumping pictures look better when we do them..

beauty and the beast ballroom with the photogenius, herselfwaffle irons are hot too.

changing your tire on the bridge is illegal.. that's hot.