labeled the brown zeus

keak da sneak is a hall of famer in the making...
why you ask??.. how genius can you be to come up with a name like that, and actually live up to it??.. he's so sneaky.. makin sure that you know it's really him everytime you hear a verse..
HELLO??.. BUH-BYE! (BA-BANG?).. yes yes.. best thang since cornflakes keak da sneak and mess..
i don't know about you.. but that's just amazing... i'm serious..


i just want to pose a really really good question that trici asked in one of her blogs.. i think it may be one of the most thought-provoking questions ever..
if clothes all costed the same, would there be all these fashion trends and fads??.. would you buy designer clothes??..
i think i actually asked more than trici did..


i've grown fond of tea here in pacifica.. and i can now tell when the tea becomes bitter and bad.. hahaha.. i'm gonna work on telling the subtle differences between different teas so that i can become a professional tea connoisseur.. i wonder if i'll get an accent if i become an expert.. i bet i would.. all experts have accents..


i wish i were more into mechanical engineering..

yadidadig a majig!..

i was gonna fall in line

haha..
there was this really cute blonde dc girl at DC3.. or as i like to call it.. Club DC3..
cuz that shit had neon lights and weird scaffolding thingys...

but yea.. i miss the DC3.. and that cute dc girl.. she always smiled at me while i fooled around in line... i never did get her name..

over break i am going to attempt to make apple pie.. if anybody wants anything else just give me a rang cuz i have nothing to do over break.. other than make apple pie...

this blog entry is dedicated to bryan.. one of the few people outside my family that i've known since i was five... i remember in kindergarten, you knew how to write your name and i had no idea how to do that yet.. i was jealous of you..

...

that jealousy has never left me...
hahaha.. just kidding.. remember we used to play ball like every day.. we never really worked well as a duo.. you were always a lot better at basketball than me.. but i was better at EVERYTHING ELSE!!..

thank you also to the LPG for putting me in their myspace picture.. check it out while it's still there.. remember guys.. i gave you your first gig!... hahaha..



joshua is currently listening to the LPG - DC girl LIVE

i miss my old blackbook

don't get me wrong.. i love my new thicker black book..
but i can't carry it in my pockets like my old one.. and that's a shame.. cuz a lot of times i want to write things down, but i don't have a black book to write it in..

this past saturday was prolly the best example of this tragedy..

-out of all the days in the first 2 and a half months of this year, we decided to choose the frickin most perfect day ever to hold sportsfest.. WE ARE FRICKIN GENIUSES!!..

-guys that take playground sports seriously are prolly to most annoying people in the world.. frickin male testosterone.. i frickin HATE THAT SHIT!!.. why do you need to take games that are being played at a park seriously?!.. nobody is looking at you.. put your goddamn shirt back on.. you're not proving that you're any good at any of these sports (by the way.. i would whoop your asses at all of them..) all you're showing is that you were THAT CLOSE to making your JV practice squad..

-white people at the park playing with that weird frisbee thing.. you scare me.. learn your lesson already. STAY AWAY FROM THE TREE!..

-i miss playing horse.. and saturday dusks in my backyard.. rollerblading in a circle for hours..

-the benefit concert was frickin awesome.. i must give it that.. but here are a couple things to think about..
{1} first of all, kiwi and bambu have performed at all of these shows, and done SO MUCH for this community for free longer than most of us have been here.. i think we owed it to them....
especially since we got frickin $1500 from asuc, telling asuc that we needed the money to help us send money to Philippines for the same reason that we're holding the benefit.. i'm sorry.. that's half hypocritical.. and i'm sorry Native Guns..
{2}how the hell are you gonna sell water bottles as a fundraiser at a benefit concert?.. that don't make sense to me either.. i hate how everything seems like it's revolving around money rather than the community nowadays..
{3} don't ever compare what we did to what you're doing now.. that's frickin RUDE!..

-i really hate the term "freaking".. for some reason.. it sounds really white to me... personally, i think "dirty dancing" is a lot cooler.. but no one uses that term anymore..
i really like to point out people that dirty dance..

i'm really sorry that this entry was really mad.. but hey.. sometimes i'm mad...
(SURPRISE!!)

on a lighter note.. i would like to thank patrizzle ici wici for making my background and teaching me how to use the photoshop.exe.. but seriously trici.. we need to change my set up now.. and go to gilroy right quick..



joshua is currently listening to pink martini - hang on little tomato...
(strolling through the park music)

she don't have no scratches only beauty spots

damian marley's cd is just genius..
it's kinna weird though.. cuz he released "Welcome to Jamrock" and "Road to Zion" as his first two singles, but they're both kinna sad.. the rest of the cd is hecka good yo... hahaha.. but those two songs are good as well..
i can't wait til a party plays "beautiful".. who knew bobby brown still had some soul in him??..

this blog is dedicated to grem... who told me to blog more.. ( HI EM!! )
i don't think i can blog as much as you.. but i'll try..

studying is overrated..
maybe not.. but i really hate it.. i just wish professors would just tell us how to do homework sometimes.. i do understand why they have to go over theory during lecture.. and sometimes, it is relevant to the homework.. but i hate when you go to lecture and all this greek alphabet crap is going all over the place and you're like "what's that??.. gamma??.. what's that stand for??"..

i like people that make comments about me being an engineer.. good or bad.. it's all pretty funny to me..
it's almost like i'm supposed to be different cuz i'm an engineer.. haha.. i guess you could say that for any major.. i still wanna go to culinary school eventually.. i'm just not sure where it's gonna fit in my life blueprint..

(those last two sentences don't really make sense in the context.. go ahead.. look back)

kat's been checkin the mail lately.. even though i'm the one with the mail key.. so i usually just bring it in... i think it's because she has a playgirl coming in or something...
oh kat... such a great roommate...
sometimes.. if i'm doing ab rollie thingies late at night.. and i'm getting in to the workout.. and i start grunting.. and kat's in the next room sleeping.. i wonder if she wakes up.. and starts wondering what's going on in the next room.. muahahaha...

that's all..



joshua is currently listening to Damian Marley!!.. WOO HOO!..

breakfast food is for champions

what i've come to realize
is that i'm pretty one-dimensional
in what i cook
or like to cook..

i mainly like to cook breakfast foods
or desserts..

but whatever.. those are prolly the best meals of the day..
i think that if you can cook
pancakes, waffles, and french toast from scratch,
then you're already primed to be the
BEST UNCLE EVER!!..

i would like to see
what it would be like to work
in a bakery..
cuz they work the graveyard shift..
and bakeries smell good..
i wanna smell good..



speaking of food.. starting now..
i am giving up all fast food for lent..
and the definition of fastfood is anything that has a drivethru..


goodbye jack and wendy and ronald and weird burger king guy..


joshua is still currently listening to GOAPELE BITCHES!!..

in an episode of lakers vs. warriors

i hate laker fans that come to a warriors game
and don't do their homework on the warriors..

and then they have the nerve to sit somewhere
in my vicinity..

oh yea.. and i hate fans that try to convert me
to the lakers.. like the lakers are cool or something..

oh yes.. and I REALLY HATE anybody that tries
to turn any sporting event into a masculinity/testosterone contest..
oh mayn.. I FRICKIN HATE THAT SHIT!!!..

please people.. i've been following my team too long
and i don't really care what you have to say anymore..
cuz unlike some other folks
i've done a little of my homework on the lakers..

and all i know is that a great player makes the players
around him better..
michael jordan turned scottie pippen into a hall of famer..

kobe's a REALLY good basketball player.. i can admit that obvious shit..
but that's not gonna win him a championship..
or is it gonna win him back his deal with nutella..

basketball players should start wearing chucks again...

and the warriors (again) are one or two players away from a playoff berth..

those three dunking doods at the game were frickin sick...