oh you know it.at first, paula was cool. i mean, her recipes looked tasty, and she wasn't afraid to use butter. she gave us all her classics, everything she learned how to make on her own. it was all very nice in the beginning.
but then, she infected us all with her overly southern charm, y'all, and now she cannot be stopped. she's out to kill us, people. she's infiltrating our homes and our arteries. she won't stop til our blood won't flow anymore, only butter and bacon fat and velveeta cheese.
don't believe me? fine then.
go ahead and try some deep fried butter
or how about some bacon wrapped mac and cheese
she's even sneakily attacking our children.
how?
she married santa claus himself.
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