kat, this is what i would've told you if you answered my drunk dial

let's say you are a girl (or a guy, to be fair) at a bar, and you tell somebody about to buy you a drink that you only drink high class shit, like remy.

now i know from experience that some places charge $13 a shot of remy. that's 26 tacos!

let's say that that somebody you're with buys 2 shots of remy so that you don't have to drink alone. (52 tacos plus tip, for those of you counting)

PLEEEEEEASE DO NOT follow up the purchase of 13-buck shots of remy with a request for some overpriced coca cola for chaser. hell no, do not chase that 13-buck taste out of your mouth with 2 dollars of coke. if you only drink high class shit, act like it and suck it up. how the hell do you know the difference between remy and henn if you don't even leave it in your mouth long enough to taste the difference? (skip it)

kat, i'm not trying to insinuate that you do this sort of thing, because i've personally seen you drink 151 like a bull, or a lion, or a shark. prolly like a shark, since it's drinking we're talking about.

i'm just saying.

answer my drunk call next time.