if i ruled the world

there would be world peace.
imagine that


wait a minute.. i take that back.. that's too bold of a statement.. i don't think i could create world peace by myself.. i think world peace can only be achieved when every person in the world can get on the same page, or at least in the same book, or magazine.. i'm pretty sure no one person can change the world just by ruling it.. except maybe batman..

by the way.. batman is way cooler than superman.. superman has everything going for him.. i bet he has superpowers that he doesn't even know about, like farts that can cure cancer, or eye goo that can stop global warming.. but anyhow, batman has nothing going for him but the applied science department of wayne enterprises, and some incredible stunt doubles..


in the midst of all this hot weather, i would like some deep fried icecream.

i would also like to say hello to other blogspot members
cas, trici, grem, lisa, and jae
let's have a blogspot party

something that should be noted

destiny's children, the later version of them, released two(2) singles very close to one another..

one was "cater to you" where the children of destiny talk about how they are gonna treat their men like little babies and comb their hair and put their doo-rags on and put their cufflinks and untie their shoes and have bubble baths with them and all kinds of fun lovey-dovey shtuff..

however, they also released "i need a soldier" or whatever the hell it was called where they proclaimed that they need their man to be the most toughest hardcorest gangsterest tough guy gangster in all of oakland ("the town" if you will) or some other turf..

now i ask you, children of destiny..
what kind of metrosexual thug passion gangstah are you really looking for?

swoll

is my ankle, and no, having a swoll ankle is nowhere near sexy or manly..

i changed the relationship status on myspace to "in a relationship" to start drama.. or maybe it's cuz i want attention.. muahahahaha!!.. but in any case, if you read this and are a myspace friend of mine (the only true measure of friendship) then there will be no drama fo you mama..

love and eggs are best when they're fresh. - Russian proverb.
(good eats wisdom fo yo mama)

big big big thanks to the co, apreezee fo sheezy for all the help with me being broken and all..

from lpg headquarters

actually we're at eric's playin smash bros

but i don't have working computers in my possession right now so posts will be posted whenever the opportunity presents itself..

what it do

patience is a virtue

and today my thoughts and prayers go to jackie coats, a kenyan woman who, within the last two months, lost her husband and now is fighting deportation..

from the microlab

that's right.. i'm posting from 406 cory hall, where all the microfabrication laboratory staff gangsters stay..


music and my parents are two of the few things that can always give me comfort.. they don't care about trying to understand me.. i just love them, and they just love me..

how's that for an ambiguous blog??..

being tired

i think i get my best thinking done when i'm pretty tired..

haha... competitive basketball is always fun.. roughhousing and shit.. it's real manly.. makes me wanna drink a glass of eggs.. while wearing a wifebeater.. and doing bicep curls with my other hand..

it's funny how people use the word "emo" in their vocabulary.. i'm pretty sure every time i've used it.. it was because i was making fun of it..

if you have time

this is a really long article.. but it's really good.. it's about the wowowee tragedy.. i think it gives a good perspective, maybe something your parents or aunts and uncles didn't tell you when they told you about the tragedy..

shout out to wally..

http://pcij.org/i-report/6/wowowee.html

speak on it

the official cool phrase of the summer

patron
the gangster drink of choice

whiskey
the brokeback drink of choice

plastic red cups
the mascot to all college parties

light/heavyweight
a measure of a person's worth

corinne bailey rae
my wife to be

pork spare ribs
a party in the making

playing basketball in chucks and still takin fools to school
straight gangster

word, son/cuz/nephew/lil nephew/bro/dude/dood/blood/bud/paaatnah