so when i finally got to driving my very own car, i had this new sense of freedom. i felt like a bird that finally learned how to fly. bye suckers! i can go anywhere i want. with my car and a full tank of gas, i felt like i was KING OF THE WORRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD!
then i'm unpleasantly forced to come to the realization that my car is pretty old, and that from time to time, it'll just break down. in the middle of the freeway. that means, until i can afford, at any given time, to have my car repaired in the middle of the nowhere, that i prolly shouldn't take it too far from home. whatever. I'M KING OF THE BAY AREAAAAAAA!
now i know, it's more like, I'M KING OF ANYWHERE IN THE BAY AREA WITH FREE PARKING!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
breakfast revelation
if instant oatmeal is your quick breakfast of choice, boy do i have a surprise for you!
this method works especially well with the unflavored original oats, which i used to not use anyway.
before you boil up your water to pour over the oats, drop 10-15 raisins (golden raisins if you have them) and a teaspoon of sugar, brown or white, in with the water. let it boil and pour over the oats as you regularly do.
et voila, you now have more fiber and iron in your oatmeal, while still increasing the deliciousness of your breakfast.
patent pending.
this method works especially well with the unflavored original oats, which i used to not use anyway.
before you boil up your water to pour over the oats, drop 10-15 raisins (golden raisins if you have them) and a teaspoon of sugar, brown or white, in with the water. let it boil and pour over the oats as you regularly do.
et voila, you now have more fiber and iron in your oatmeal, while still increasing the deliciousness of your breakfast.
patent pending.
Monday, August 17, 2009
eyawn's coming back so we can all start acting normally again
so i've unintentionally become emotionally invested in this michael vick saga, and i guess i just wanted to say my piece. you readers are so lucky.
people need to get off of him. the eff is he supposed to do? he did his time. the eff is the prison system supposed to mean if we don't allow at least a second chance? people just like to feel self righteous i guess.
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i now have a theory that every sports team has stupid ass fans; that it is a requirement that every team has fans that have no idea how to play the game correctly AND are just completely forget about simple social rules when at a ballpark.
i came to this theory at a giants/dodgers game:
while the dodgers were changing pitchers, from one asian picture, hiroki kuroda, to another asian pitcher, hong-chich kuo, stupid bitch giants fan behind me says,
"the fuck is his name? same thing anyway."
my fucking goodness people. i guess should know already this since san francisco is kinna misunderstood as a diverse city and welcoming city.
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i do realize that in posting this post. i am actually indulging in a bit of self-righteousness. paint me ironic hypocrite.
people need to get off of him. the eff is he supposed to do? he did his time. the eff is the prison system supposed to mean if we don't allow at least a second chance? people just like to feel self righteous i guess.
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i now have a theory that every sports team has stupid ass fans; that it is a requirement that every team has fans that have no idea how to play the game correctly AND are just completely forget about simple social rules when at a ballpark.
i came to this theory at a giants/dodgers game:
while the dodgers were changing pitchers, from one asian picture, hiroki kuroda, to another asian pitcher, hong-chich kuo, stupid bitch giants fan behind me says,
"the fuck is his name? same thing anyway."
my fucking goodness people. i guess should know already this since san francisco is kinna misunderstood as a diverse city and welcoming city.
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i do realize that in posting this post. i am actually indulging in a bit of self-righteousness. paint me ironic hypocrite.
Friday, July 10, 2009
public service announcement
motherf*ckers,
please stop unnecessary braking, it just f*cks up my groove too much. my studies have shown that unnecessary braking leads to unnecessary traffic which also leads to unnecessary accidents which causes more unnecessary traffic, increasing my blood temperature to an unnecessary level. (this also begs the question, what is a necessary accident? oh ye of little knowledge, don't you know?!?)
so please,
just stop doing that.
your solution
???
just get your lead foot off the accelerator, but DON'T go straight to the brake. just chill out. put both feet on your car floor, enjoy that feeling. it's a new phenomena called coasting. and it's almost as effective as braking, without the side effect of f*cking up my groove.
I have to put this down now: Of course i came up with the idea for this post while driving today. and of course, later in the day, while driving, i noticed a major accident on the opposite side of the 80, guess what i did?
please stop unnecessary braking, it just f*cks up my groove too much. my studies have shown that unnecessary braking leads to unnecessary traffic which also leads to unnecessary accidents which causes more unnecessary traffic, increasing my blood temperature to an unnecessary level. (this also begs the question, what is a necessary accident? oh ye of little knowledge, don't you know?!?)
so please,
just stop doing that.
your solution
???
just get your lead foot off the accelerator, but DON'T go straight to the brake. just chill out. put both feet on your car floor, enjoy that feeling. it's a new phenomena called coasting. and it's almost as effective as braking, without the side effect of f*cking up my groove.
I have to put this down now: Of course i came up with the idea for this post while driving today. and of course, later in the day, while driving, i noticed a major accident on the opposite side of the 80, guess what i did?
Thursday, June 4, 2009
dancing with wolves
til saturday i am house-sitting for my auntie, who's off to vegas, to watch bette midler.
she has 6 dogs. all chihuahuas.
you might think that that's cute, but if you've ever seent these dogs, you'd know it's more like fierce.
these dogs are seriously a pack of wolves. you should see them when i let them out of their cagehouse. they move out like they're all one mass of dog.
they bark at anything. they bark at me when i turn the door knob, they bark at me when i reach into the cagehouse to pick up their poop, they bark at the night just to let me know that they know that i'm trying to sleep.
but i can see why people would want to have dogs around. each of them has their own personality, and some of them are hilarious:
- the big headed one is hella funny. she goes to the bathroom by herself, eats by herself, likes to sleep on the smaller couch. and then when everybody's sleeping, she sneaks up from behind and hella starts humping them. hahaha.. genius.
- susan roses is a diva. if she were a 7 year old girl, she'd prolly tell everyone that i was her boyfriend, cuz i hella spoil her.
- snack'ems is the alpha male, hella fierce jo, even though she's a girl dog. she also has a skunk line down her back. she should be called skunk'ems.
- the one that looks like a collie used to be boring, but today she was being hella funny playing around with her siblings when they didn't even wanna play.
- duke and lucky are like a couple. duke hella waits on lucky whenever i let them out.
anyways, if you're around the area, you should try and come through the backyard and spy on us while i'm playing wii sports. i bet i look hella funny all by myself when i celebrate and dance with 6 chihuahuas sleeping on couches around me.
she has 6 dogs. all chihuahuas.
you might think that that's cute, but if you've ever seent these dogs, you'd know it's more like fierce.
these dogs are seriously a pack of wolves. you should see them when i let them out of their cagehouse. they move out like they're all one mass of dog.
they bark at anything. they bark at me when i turn the door knob, they bark at me when i reach into the cagehouse to pick up their poop, they bark at the night just to let me know that they know that i'm trying to sleep.
but i can see why people would want to have dogs around. each of them has their own personality, and some of them are hilarious:
- the big headed one is hella funny. she goes to the bathroom by herself, eats by herself, likes to sleep on the smaller couch. and then when everybody's sleeping, she sneaks up from behind and hella starts humping them. hahaha.. genius.
- susan roses is a diva. if she were a 7 year old girl, she'd prolly tell everyone that i was her boyfriend, cuz i hella spoil her.
- snack'ems is the alpha male, hella fierce jo, even though she's a girl dog. she also has a skunk line down her back. she should be called skunk'ems.
- the one that looks like a collie used to be boring, but today she was being hella funny playing around with her siblings when they didn't even wanna play.
- duke and lucky are like a couple. duke hella waits on lucky whenever i let them out.
anyways, if you're around the area, you should try and come through the backyard and spy on us while i'm playing wii sports. i bet i look hella funny all by myself when i celebrate and dance with 6 chihuahuas sleeping on couches around me.
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