dollop of mayo
about half as much french mustard
splash of red wine vinegar
salt and pepper to taste
hot sauce (optional)
you're welcome
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
prayer
dear god,
please stop my mom from listening to 1260 catholic radio. I know you understand.
Amen
p.s. say what's up to apu for me.
please stop my mom from listening to 1260 catholic radio. I know you understand.
Amen
p.s. say what's up to apu for me.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
kat, this is what i would've told you if you answered my drunk dial
let's say you are a girl (or a guy, to be fair) at a bar, and you tell somebody about to buy you a drink that you only drink high class shit, like remy.
now i know from experience that some places charge $13 a shot of remy. that's 26 tacos!
let's say that that somebody you're with buys 2 shots of remy so that you don't have to drink alone. (52 tacos plus tip, for those of you counting)
PLEEEEEEASE DO NOT follow up the purchase of 13-buck shots of remy with a request for some overpriced coca cola for chaser. hell no, do not chase that 13-buck taste out of your mouth with 2 dollars of coke. if you only drink high class shit, act like it and suck it up. how the hell do you know the difference between remy and henn if you don't even leave it in your mouth long enough to taste the difference? (skip it)
kat, i'm not trying to insinuate that you do this sort of thing, because i've personally seen you drink 151 like a bull, or a lion, or a shark. prolly like a shark, since it's drinking we're talking about.
i'm just saying.
answer my drunk call next time.
now i know from experience that some places charge $13 a shot of remy. that's 26 tacos!
let's say that that somebody you're with buys 2 shots of remy so that you don't have to drink alone. (52 tacos plus tip, for those of you counting)
PLEEEEEEASE DO NOT follow up the purchase of 13-buck shots of remy with a request for some overpriced coca cola for chaser. hell no, do not chase that 13-buck taste out of your mouth with 2 dollars of coke. if you only drink high class shit, act like it and suck it up. how the hell do you know the difference between remy and henn if you don't even leave it in your mouth long enough to taste the difference? (skip it)
kat, i'm not trying to insinuate that you do this sort of thing, because i've personally seen you drink 151 like a bull, or a lion, or a shark. prolly like a shark, since it's drinking we're talking about.
i'm just saying.
answer my drunk call next time.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
happy holidays everybody.
actually, i like thanksgiving and new years day better, but i am not here to be a scrooge.
even though we're going to my relatives' places for christmas, my mom made me vacuum the house while she decorated. that still wouldn't be such a big deal except she also made me vacuum the carpets downstairs, even though nobody lives there anymore. i suppose she did this to prepare for the coming of christ, or something like that. but if christ did come over to our house for chirstmas, i doubt that we would make him sleep downstairs.
also, i am here to announce that i have made ginger and coconut tapioca pudding, and it is gorgeous in the mouth. don't knock it til you've tried it.
even though we're going to my relatives' places for christmas, my mom made me vacuum the house while she decorated. that still wouldn't be such a big deal except she also made me vacuum the carpets downstairs, even though nobody lives there anymore. i suppose she did this to prepare for the coming of christ, or something like that. but if christ did come over to our house for chirstmas, i doubt that we would make him sleep downstairs.
also, i am here to announce that i have made ginger and coconut tapioca pudding, and it is gorgeous in the mouth. don't knock it til you've tried it.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
25 things
1. i really didn't wanna do this. but now i'm doing it because enough people have done it and now i feel left out (twss). i'm doing it on blogger cuz then i won't have to tag anybody and the virus can end with me. also because i have friends on facebook that i'm not really friends with. also because my comments section is lonely.
2. my mom had initially wanted to name me linus. i would probably have hated that as a little kid. now my alter-ego is linus van pelt from peanuts.
3. people have told me that i don't really stutter enough times for me to believe that i don't stutter. but i have vivid memories of times when i've stuttered, and i'll be embarrassed by me just recalling those times.
4. you know the brand of dairy products, "berkeley farms"? where exactly are the farms in berkeley?
5. if food is put in front of me to eat, i will almost always eat it. my parents have made sure that i am always grateful to be nourished.
6. when i was a sophomore or junior in college i learned that my grandma (my mom's mother) had wished for one of her grandkids to grow up to become a doctor. if i had known this when i was a sophomore or junior in highschool i wouldn't have applied to uc berkeley's college of engineering and would have tried for a path towards medicine there instead. not that i still can't become a doctor, but it's at least worth noting.
7. when i was in highschool, i gelled my hair everyday for four years and almost never had facial hair. one month after i graduated, i had facial hair and shaved my head. since then i've always had facial hear and have never since gelled my hair.
8. when i was a freshman at college, i wasn't really that interested in the cal bears football team, even though freshman were given free season tickets. i ended up attending only one game. cjay and i didn't know many people so we went to the game with the notion that we might stay. she wanted to go home home, so we made our way to bart and headed home. when i got home my dad asked me if i had went to the game. i said "yea dad, why?". "because they won", he said. it was the usc triple overtime game.
9. when i was in first grade, i pooped my pants on halloween. there aren't many people that i really know that don't know this story.
10. the earliest memory of my life that i can recall is waking up and wanting to go to the bathroom.
11. how long do you think a person can go without picking or blowing their nose?
12. i usually don't think too much of guys the first time i meet them. some of my best boyz of all time were doods that i thought were douchebags when i first met them.
13. i think dood is the unwhite way to spell it. dude makes my mind think of blond hair surfing douchebags.
14. 14 is my favorite number. 20 is my second favorite.
15. an ultimate goal of mine is to be able to cook practically anything, from scratch. i believe i'm about 1% there.
16. i kind of think this 25 thing is pointless if you already read my blog. i mean, why don't you just list the last 25 posts i did. it would practically be the same thing.
17. my blog title is from a song by the luniz. my most used online avatar-name-thing is from a song by james brown. i wonder if they knew each other.
18. if i ever have a son, one of his names will be david. from what my dad, aunts, and uncles tell me, my uncle dave was superman. my son will be superman as well.
19. i used to believe that after i died, i could ask god to send me back as anybody i wanted to be. when i was in 5th or 6th grade, i had made up my mind that i wanted to come back as forrest gump.
20. i once had a dream where i was a kid detective, and i had a white sidekick with brown hair, i think, and her name was grapes. right before i woke up, i was kissing grapes.
21. i think i have a terrible singing voice, but i like to sing anyway, unless somebody tells me that i have a terrible singing voice. then i become sweaty and embarrassed.
22. macapuno ice cream is my favorite flavor of ice cream, even though for the longest time i had no idea what macapuno was.
23. it still surprises me today how good my mom is at remembering everything, food-wise, that i love. and it's so sad how hard it is for me to shop for my mom at christmas.
24. the last thing my grandma (my dad's mother) ever said to me, was, in kapampangan, "when you get married, invite me to your wedding." i was only able to see her a couple times in my life, mostly when i was little, and so it's the only thing i can ever recall her saying to me. it's one of my most treasured memories.
25. i guess this 25 thing was ok. i wish some of this stuff would just come out in conversation with people, but i guess things don't really work like that.
2. my mom had initially wanted to name me linus. i would probably have hated that as a little kid. now my alter-ego is linus van pelt from peanuts.
3. people have told me that i don't really stutter enough times for me to believe that i don't stutter. but i have vivid memories of times when i've stuttered, and i'll be embarrassed by me just recalling those times.
4. you know the brand of dairy products, "berkeley farms"? where exactly are the farms in berkeley?
5. if food is put in front of me to eat, i will almost always eat it. my parents have made sure that i am always grateful to be nourished.
6. when i was a sophomore or junior in college i learned that my grandma (my mom's mother) had wished for one of her grandkids to grow up to become a doctor. if i had known this when i was a sophomore or junior in highschool i wouldn't have applied to uc berkeley's college of engineering and would have tried for a path towards medicine there instead. not that i still can't become a doctor, but it's at least worth noting.
7. when i was in highschool, i gelled my hair everyday for four years and almost never had facial hair. one month after i graduated, i had facial hair and shaved my head. since then i've always had facial hear and have never since gelled my hair.
8. when i was a freshman at college, i wasn't really that interested in the cal bears football team, even though freshman were given free season tickets. i ended up attending only one game. cjay and i didn't know many people so we went to the game with the notion that we might stay. she wanted to go home home, so we made our way to bart and headed home. when i got home my dad asked me if i had went to the game. i said "yea dad, why?". "because they won", he said. it was the usc triple overtime game.
9. when i was in first grade, i pooped my pants on halloween. there aren't many people that i really know that don't know this story.
10. the earliest memory of my life that i can recall is waking up and wanting to go to the bathroom.
11. how long do you think a person can go without picking or blowing their nose?
12. i usually don't think too much of guys the first time i meet them. some of my best boyz of all time were doods that i thought were douchebags when i first met them.
13. i think dood is the unwhite way to spell it. dude makes my mind think of blond hair surfing douchebags.
14. 14 is my favorite number. 20 is my second favorite.
15. an ultimate goal of mine is to be able to cook practically anything, from scratch. i believe i'm about 1% there.
16. i kind of think this 25 thing is pointless if you already read my blog. i mean, why don't you just list the last 25 posts i did. it would practically be the same thing.
17. my blog title is from a song by the luniz. my most used online avatar-name-thing is from a song by james brown. i wonder if they knew each other.
18. if i ever have a son, one of his names will be david. from what my dad, aunts, and uncles tell me, my uncle dave was superman. my son will be superman as well.
19. i used to believe that after i died, i could ask god to send me back as anybody i wanted to be. when i was in 5th or 6th grade, i had made up my mind that i wanted to come back as forrest gump.
20. i once had a dream where i was a kid detective, and i had a white sidekick with brown hair, i think, and her name was grapes. right before i woke up, i was kissing grapes.
21. i think i have a terrible singing voice, but i like to sing anyway, unless somebody tells me that i have a terrible singing voice. then i become sweaty and embarrassed.
22. macapuno ice cream is my favorite flavor of ice cream, even though for the longest time i had no idea what macapuno was.
23. it still surprises me today how good my mom is at remembering everything, food-wise, that i love. and it's so sad how hard it is for me to shop for my mom at christmas.
24. the last thing my grandma (my dad's mother) ever said to me, was, in kapampangan, "when you get married, invite me to your wedding." i was only able to see her a couple times in my life, mostly when i was little, and so it's the only thing i can ever recall her saying to me. it's one of my most treasured memories.
25. i guess this 25 thing was ok. i wish some of this stuff would just come out in conversation with people, but i guess things don't really work like that.
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