i wake up every morning holding my....

there was a point not too long ago when i wanted to be able to wake up in the morning at like 7 or even 6am and be able to do stuff. i wanted to wake up this early because waking up early meant that i had more time in the day to do stuff that i wanted to do. like read more, and cook a nice hearty breakfast, stuff like that.

i have however, come to a conclusion... umm.. well maybe it's not a conclusion yet.. maybe it's more of a theory.. that if i woke up earlier, that i would not, in fact, have more time in my day, but that i would, in fact, prolly have the same or even less time in my day, because waking up earlier would mean that i would get sleepy earlier and hence lose my ability to stay up later..

i am still on the quest of getting up earlier.. it's hard times with a comfy bed.

if you don't think that my title is from a song, boy are you in for a surprise
Little Brother - The Minstrel Show - Track 10 Lovin it - joe scudda's verse

ya mama got a glass eye with a fish in it

i must say, that this weekend with my cousins & more was pretty fun. quite expensive, more expensive than i planned, but still pretty awesome.

fyi we went to san deezy. and got to stay at my relatively newly married cousin's house and also, we did a couple things while we were down there.

don't really like detailing what we did, cuz that would make me a blogger that likes to believe that people really like reliving my day in words on my blog, and let's face it, you know you sometimes like to do that, but i won't do that shit, because i'm hella old and grown now, and got a belly to prove it. i will however, try to relive some revelations that occurred to me while i was down there, and for the sake of the point i was making in this paragraph, i'll do that shit in chronological order.

1. there's no frickin point in getting a california burrito.. just order either a regular burrito, or the carne asada fries.. don't be trying to satisfy both urges with one stone.. that shit is dry and flavorless, adalberto, whoever the hell you are, take that shit off your menu..

2. i fuckin hate padres fans (except you, nicky ;) ) , especially the white ones that have the fuckin nerve to hold up asterisk signs.. umm excuse me??.. was it not the late ken caminiti that started all this shit??.. we shoulda came down there with a ken caminiti jersey with a fuckin asterisk where the number shoulda been, you white shit prolly racist fairweather murrdddthafurrkers... and don't come to me with that barry went 0-for-3 bull-ish.. which opposing player has the most fuckin homeruns against the padres??.. you basically built your outfield to protect against barry bonds.. and one last thing, don't be yelling out of your car sayin "giants suck" to me when your with your mom and you guys end up stopping right next to us.. good thing my wit wasn't as sharp as it could be.. i woulda blasted your 12-year-old wanna be a super sweet 16 ass if i was a little madder..

3. i had a dream that i was on the field when barry bonds hit 756. that was kinna funny.

4. next time we get to stay at a house. i'mma gonna cook better and we're gonna save all our money to go out and eat somewhere really nice once. we just gotta prepare better.

5. my kuya ronald has never been really that close with the rest of the cousins, he's really old like 30 something, and he was never really around when we all started growing up together. that being said, we got to watch on his tv, which is a satellite dvr, and it's pretty funny that he records all of the shows that all the other cousins watch, and not just prime time shows, but like man vs. wild, and ace of cakes.

6. always try and remind people of their cameras.

7. seaworld is not really that happening. it's cool though. at least they had some good food.

i'll post the funny pictures when they get emailed to me.

away from heeeeeeere

"call me dumbo again, i dare ya!"

i think this is funny: notice how the words "install" and "instill" are just one letter a part. and that's prolly no coincidence because they mean close to the same thing. but at the same time, that letter makes all the difference. i mean, in your everyday vernacular, try replacing the words with each other and see how funny you sound. like when talking about your son, as a father, it'd be funny if you said "i try to install a sense of pride in my sonny-boy".. or as a computer technician, your geeky friends would laugh if you said, "yea i just finished instilling the hard drive on that computer".. oh geez, my life is funny...

that all being said, i can't wait to get away from here.. i really wished all of my cousins would go on this road trip together.. we're totally gonna try and make an eliminate us sign to get on tv.. sooooo if you're watching tv on friday at around 7pm turn to fsn bay area (channel 40 for me) and watch the giants/padres game.. you just might see somebody you recognize.. (unless you don't know me, in which case, i don't really know why you're reading this, you frickin fbi agent shit you)

i used to mash the gas, now control set on cruise

i think song lyrics make the best blog titles. i can confidently say that more than half of my blog titles are taken directly or at least heavily inspired by music.

right now i've been on a pretty heavy r&b ladies tip. i've been playin angie stone, amel larrieux. amy winehouse, and goapele pretty consistently, which leads to the reason why my title is what it is.

however, i am trying to change my driving style to become a more laid-back driver. that however, risks the chance of looking like a weak driver, and people might be lead to believe that that makes you a weak person. this however, can be countered, with (say it with me now) perfect parallel parking.. That's right, if i can perfect parallel parking, that'll make me a stronger looking person. cuz first people will be like "mayn, this fool is weak, he drives hella slow!!".. but when i break out my perfect parallel parking skillz, they'll be like "whoa, that was sick, such a strong person is he".. my logic is flawless!!..


here's a throwback, to the old apartment, and handmade shirts. look how messy that shit is in the background.

hella busy

dayum.. my boss just gave me hella work to do..

maybe it's cuz last week he was on vacation, so i took the liberty of coming to work late and leaving work hella early.. and sometimes i even slept at my desk..

anyways.. job list posting #2

Jobs for joshuam (note * denotes a recharge)

Index Pri Need by Job
----- --- ------- ----------------
1 1 Locate source hose end replacement. [7/19/2007]
2 2 Replace ballast in R2 light fixture. [7/19/2007]
3 3 De-algae ln2 vessels. [7/19/2007]
4 4 Locate source for garden hose sprayer. [7/19/2007]
5 5 Locate source liquid algae remover for ln2 vessels. [7/19/2007]
6 6 Update the voice mail call-by-name system. [6/26/2007]
7 7 Make Microlab property signs and install. [6/26/2007]
8 8 Write Hoffer Model# /tech info into online manual. [6/21/2007]
9 9 Check silver and orange dewars 2wice weekly. [6/21/2007]
10 10 Safety inspect and update ln2 fill station. [7/6/2007]
11 11 increase line diameter to dcl cascade, 409cory. [7/6/2007]
12 12 Store light bulbs in equip. cab. [7/19/2007]
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and i'm hella sore.. why do the basketball nets have to be so far away from each other in a full court game..